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Ideas to make soccer more exciting

  • Replace ball with live chicken
  • All players must wear heavy winter clothing
  • Replace referees with monkeys 
  • Replace players with monkeys
  • Make the ball 4 feet in diameter and fill it with helium
  • FIRE PITS!
  • Make the goals one foot wide and 40 feet tall
  • Sumo wrestlers as goalies. 
  • Every ten minutes a monster truck enters the pitch and tries to run over everybody 
  • RELEASE THE KRAKEN! 

    • (via iwannabeafuckingostrich:whatareyoudoingluis:subjectzero:lewlewboom: dandanthenachoman:minderasernochaser:thefrogman)

    DO IT. DO IT NOW.

    WHY ISN’T THIS ALREADY REAL LIFE?

     This needs to happen. Like, right now.

    1. cheap--soccer---jersey reblogged this from matifachal
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    6. ishottheking reblogged this from bareshit and added:
      This needs to happen. Like, right now.
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      It’s nice to know I’m not...friggin world right now that just can’t stand
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    17. explosivecompulsive reblogged this from onmyowntwohands and added:
      not a soccer (or any other sport for that matter) fan but HELL YEAH RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
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    21. sofapizza said: sumo wrestlers attached to those cables they used in crouching tiger, hidden dragon. yessss.
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    25. steadyout reblogged this from thefrogman and added:
      Sorry, how is this going to work if...foor wide? Totally implausible.
    26. gardenformybed reblogged this from challengereality and added:
      mmm…i’d watch that…
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